Back story: A girl is on a boat and the Capitan tries to give her a compliment...
"you're like a flower"
"I'm allergic to flowers"
He raised an eyebrow
"No really," she admitted. "I think they are quite captivating. But if you were to give me a bouquet, you'd soon find me in a fit so energetic that it would have you searching the walls for stray freckles I might have blown free with the force of my sneezes."
"Well, be that true, I sill say you're as pretty as a flower"
"If I am, the young men my age must be afflicted with the same allergy- for they keep their distance from me noticeably"Thank you Brandon Sanderson!
You are so funny. What are we to do with you. Glad you are getting along with the library. That's always good.
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